This time it was Charlie and Amber’s housewarming: Hawaiian style. This was full-blown entertainment, including a mullet wig, a gigantic straw hat, a daddy in pokey, and the lead singer from Journey!
It was definitely a riot. Josh and Kim (the IL version) were there with their 3 kids (Emma, Kyle, and Isabelle). Josh ran after Emma all day, Kyle decided Rhya was his new girlfriend, and Kim took care of Isabelle.
My favorite quote of the day, which I’m probably biased toward:
(a little background first) The Steve Perry look-alike was drinking beer out of a St. Louis Cardinals mug. Before I was introduced to him, I walked up and said, “You know, drinking out of that St. Louis cup probably affects the taste of the beer. It tastes better than it really is in the beginning, and slowly loses its flavor near the end.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah…insert your comeback below…..
Anyway, some other memorable things of note:
- Big Bad Chuck: Expert Astronomer, or Lawn Maintenance Guru?
- Joey never did get to play quarters, but not for lack of recruitment tenacity
- The popcorn was psychadelic, but man it was good
- Since there were 1000 kids at the party, I was asked no less than 1000 times: “So, when do you think you’ll have one of these?”
- If any type of meat starts to get a little dry, just throw a little beer on it (thanks, Momma T!)
- There must be something fascinating about a street, even when it is empty, that makes a kid want to run into it
- Never, ever, let anyone take you or your loved ones to Kewaunee hospital
I’m sure I missed a few, but when you’re learning life lessons around a keg, you retain as many as you can.